I mean, let's be serious. 99.9% of those television commercials that implore you to call right away before supplies run out and you miss your only opportunity to try out the absolutely end-all-be-all for [insert absolutely necessary activity here] are complete and total scams.
Enter Smooth Away.
Oh, I'm sure many of you ladies have managed to catch the Smooth Away commercial at least once, while watching daytime or late night television. They woo you with their claims that Smooth Away is already the most popular hair removal system in Europe (who could resist that!?), and then show you how with a few quick buffs, the darn thing simply eliminates all of your hair with no pain or razor burn.
I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true. But I just had to see for myself. I mean, what woman enjoys shaving, you know? So I caved and ordered it online.
Enter today's mail.
Smooth Away appeared at my door in a cute, little, ordinary brown shipping box. I ripped that puppy open immediately and knew that I had to try it right away. The only problem was that I shaved this morning.
What's a girl to do?
I tried it on the back of my left hand, that's what. The first few swipes left me feeling conned and annoyed that I had broken my golden rule of buying obvious scam products.
The next few swipes, however, were life changing. The damn thing actually works! And when I say it works, I mean it has taken every fiber of my being to refrain from de-hairing both arms in the course of the last two minutes.
I absolutely cannot wait to grow hair back on my legs to try this out properly! If it works anywhere near as well as it did on the back of my hand and fingers, then I will never shave again.
So sorry, old hair removal bff, Mr. Razor. Your time has come.
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